thebarbelles:

marginally inappropriate but highly important thebarbelles:

marginally inappropriate but highly important

thebarbelles:

marginally inappropriate but highly important

(Source: chodeboy)

the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

x

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

"

Eat food from farmers markets.
Drink good tea each morning.
Read books that make you feel.
Paint, even if you’re awful.
Write, even when you have nothing to say.
Sit in the fresh air outside.
Go on hikes.
Swim in lakes and wade in streams.
Sleep as long as you need.
Work hard at what you love.
Work hard at what you hate.

Love unconditionally and wholeheartedly.

"
— How to stay Happy   (via seulray)

(Source: fingertipss)

fitnessmalemodels:

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umffff yes yes

fitnessmalemodels:

fitnessmalemodels.tumblr.com

umffff yes yes

(Source: badboysdoitbetteruniverse)

gallopingtormaunt:

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

THIS

firesav:

Someone had this at Warped Tour

imforeverjustyours:

Summer Life

imforeverjustyours:

Summer Life

hardmushy:

Straight up truth.

  • Question: Favorite pick-up line?
  • Danny Worsnop: Wanna play the rape game? Then you say…
  • Interviewer: No…
  • Danny: That’s the spirit.

deaneggsandsam:

so i thought of a really good pick-up line the other day 

go up to the person you like

tell them your a palm reader, and bet them you can read into their future

when they stick out their hand, gasp and say “oh my god..your future..”

and when they ask “what? what’s wrong?”

intertwine your hand with theirs and say,

"it seems that your future……is with me"