I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
I want to have the cutest relationship with you.
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
I really like making you cum.
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
Strict band blog!
Professor Oak please stop there are children watching this show